Sprite.

im a Dr. Pepper junkie. theres NOTHING i would rather drink. but whats this? i havent had the slightest sip, sniff, or swallow of that dearest drink in three and a half weeks, i believe. yes. that long. but why, you may ask, would one give up something that they love that much cold turkey, out of the blue, seemingly for no reason? well i couldnt tell you. joke. i can. i suppose you could say that im gearing up for this fast im doing at the end of the month (which you should sponsor, aka give money to, me for.) but that wouldnt be completely correct. actually, its something ive done every year since i got addicted to Dr. Pepper, and i use the term addicted lightly, of course. but for 40 days, and 40 nights, i dont drink it. back in the day when my will power was not all that it is now, i would break my fast of sorts on sundays and drink about as much Dr. Pepper as i could. but thats not me now. and might i mention that ive pretty much given up ALL caffeine, save the occasional coffee? well not to go on and on about me. but anyway. the point is, i dont even know why i do it anymore. i dont really get alot out of it. im just not drinking. its not like im out in the desert, not eating, being straight up tempted by Satan or anything. but i guess that is why i do it. because, i suppose, i never will be out in the Negev that long, and Satan will never appear in bodily form and tell me to turn rocks into bread and things of that sort. so i guess thats why i do it. so ill just sit here, sippin' my Sprite, chillin'